Sunday, 23 February 2014

Commuters! How I use portable tech on the busy London Underground…

This post was written for @CurrysPCWorld #PortableOffice competition – find out more here.

As a London office worker, I commute from West Ealing to Holborn every day. It takes about an hour each way which means I spend 10 hours a week trapped like a sardine. Discomfort aside, it’s really really boring.


Luckily, I have a smart phone which could turn 2 hours of wasted time into something either useful or mildly entertaining.

As someone who listens to and writes about a lot of music for my free bass music downloads blog, commuting is a perfect opportunity to hear the tunes of the day via SoundCloud (at least while over ground – as far as White City). After going underground, it’s iTunes all the way and I use this time to listen to DJ promos I’ve been sent so I can consider them for my DJ sets at the weekend.

I am all for multi-tasking and though listening to music is great, it can be done while doing other useful / fun things on the go. Furthermore, I am a massively busy individual so getting things done is the order of the day.

Being able to check emails on the go is a game changer – work or personal. It’s so routine to have to delete spam and filter through email noise that it’s a perfect task to do while commuting. Also, having all my emails managed through one app is awesome.

After I’ve organised my day, it’s on to the serious task of beating my high score on Angry Birds or completing the next chapter of the Walking Dead game. I’ve gone through a lot of game apps over the last few years…


Back to commuting - I quickly that it was not ideal to stand in middle area because it made passing the time on my mobile difficult for having to constantly negotiate other commuters getting on and off the trains. The other issue is having to hold on to the rails which, makes playing most two-handed games, virtually impossible.

Luckily a solution is at hand! You too can be free from back packers swinging their pots and pans around as turn left and right, taking everyone and everything out with them. By simply standing in the ‘dug out’ at the end of tube carriage, by the window, you are out of the way and undisturbed. Better still, in summer you’re cooler because of the window and EVEN better – you can lean against the back and sides, so you don’t have to hold on to anything. Win.

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

My Perfect GAME

Game.co.uk are asking an interesting question of their fans for a chance to win a Wii U - "What would be your perfect game?"

Basically, my perfect game ... Umm.... Where to start?


This is an entry to the Perfect GAME competition for the chance to win a Wii U from GAME

Type of game: Mission based, hack 'n' slash with RPG elements, and guns and loot.

Time, place and setting: Futuristic, like Halo or Dawn of War. Anywhere. Post apocalyptic.

Enemies: Scary, zombie alien mutant types... Fast and agile, with the ability to kill in a single attack like the spider creature from Res Evil 5.

Gameplay: Stealth required like Metal Gear Solid but with action sections with hordes and hordes of bad dudes to Hack 'n' Slash like Dynasty Warrior III.

Weapons: Chain saws and mini cannons (Predator style) are all well and good, but my games all about Home Alone style DIY weapons. Dead Rising II being a perfect example with such weapons as Nail Bats to Lawn Mover Helmets.

Difficulty: Impossible, like Dark Souls.

Co-op: Essential, like Borderlands II.

Plot:Yes please. Characters with a a bit of craic and a sense of humor. If it can grab me like Final Fantasy VII, I'd be made.

Oh... and Violence: Horrific amount of ketchup and detachable limbs, please.

So there you have it, a perfect recipe for a perfect game. Easy. Now someone go build it!

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Problems with Orange and HTC - My little ranty story...

Instead of writing a letter of complaint, I have decided to write my little story about Orange and HTC...

I entered into a year and half (or was it 2 year contract) with Orange with a HTC Desire S which I had to pay extra for. It developed a touch pad fault and needed replacing.

Orange didn't have any Desire S's to replace it with, only a HTC Wildfire which, in my ignorance, I agreed to have it thinking that A) Orange wouldn't offer me an inferior handset and B) it wasnt an inferior handset, just smaller (after all, isn't technology great!)

[And how is it they didn't have a HTC Desire S?! Had that many of them developed faults...!?]

After 6 or so weeks using the HTC Wildfire (and frankly I should have brought this up after the first week), I have concluded that it is the biggest pile of crap going.  The HTC Wildfire is the mobile equivalent of doing time in an old peoples home for a crime you didn't commit. With a shortage of hearing aids.

Short comings include:

Being slower than a chess piece in a snails retirement village 
The time-lag you get when writing a text message is unbelievable... Unusable in fact.

GPS - As much accuracy as a drunken, one eye'd donkey on a unicycle with a flat tyre. On ice.
Apparently I like to spend my weekends taking slow walks in the nearby river... Which would explain a lot.

Not having enough internal memory (which I think may be adding to the issue with the slowness...)
I'm getting constant requests to clean up the memory card using the wizard, which I am doing, but there isn't anything to delete - everything is already on the external memory card.

Clearly 150mb isn't enough for the phone to function properly. Which isn't a surprise, what is 150mb these days anyway?! A fart in the digital wind, that what.

This is also causing issues with updating software such as my AVG anti-virus, so I can expect an attack at mo, probably. Looking forward to that... Oh wait, it'll be fine. I'd imagine most hackers have even less time and patience than I do to wait for this phone to respond to any use... Safe.

So, obviously, I can't download any new apps either, or maybe I could if I could work out how to set the memory card as the default download destination. But, its not the most user friendly, logical of phones... 

Whatever, I just want my Desire S back, SO......

I called Orange! They're always very nice and helpful. Really. They are...

But apparently, because I agreed to have a HTC Wildfire, there's is nothing they can do. I was almost literally fed the line "The computer (the actual word used was 'system') says no..." by the lady on the phone.

Apparently I am stuck with this joke of a 'smart' phone for another year. Despite paying specifically for a better phone than what came with my contract, plus insurance with Orange. I'd drop my phone down the loo, only they'd send me another Wildfire.

I was recommended by the nice lady that I should just "buy another phone". Nice... Maybe I will. But not with Orange... After 5-6 years, It'll definitely be time to move on.

It's not really Oranges fault that the Wildfire is a crap phone... I guess they are just caught in the cross (wild)fire...? But it still really sucks. I have a crap phone and I paid for a good one. Was trusting my phone provider to replace a faulty product with an equivalent model naive of me?!


Now, I know what you're thinking... "Should have bought an iPhone..."

HTC Wildfire = maximum turd x infinity
As for Orange... well... Disappointing.

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Italian Commentator - Tiziano Doing His Thing...


Have you seen this Italian football commentator going off?! What a legend...



There's always one... 
And now he's on UK TV getting all exciting for Ladbrokes Football Betting... Game On!
Enjoy,

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Monday, 22 August 2011

Meat Katie - 'Pins & Needles' (Promo Mix) - Free Download!

Devout Chelsea fan and Tech-Funk mac daddy, Meat Katie is on the wheels and churning out mix after mix... This is one phat mutha of a mixtape!

Meat Katie- 'Pins & Needles' (Promo Mix)- Free Download! by Meat Katie





Download this mix by clicking here.

Friday, 19 August 2011

Be an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron!

Hello world!

Thought it was time I started documenting my amazing journeys on the underground, my desperate attempts to make my girlfriend laugh and general thoughts and theories that I conjure up on a regular basis... Expect music rants, footy banter, odd pics and thought provoking nonsense.


That'll do for now...

dx